We've updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

evading problems

by Tall Boys

supported by
happy_stella thumbnail
happy_stella radiant dude is dope too. they're all great, too hard to choose! you guys are my new favorite band for sure. can't wait more shows, I'm sad I missed all the ones previous! Favorite track: Yams and Meat.
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more


Radiant Dude 02:45
Today was a good day Didn't have to call you before I came Everything seemed to fall right into place Nothing had changed Stitched on Sequins Reflecting beams I am a radiant dude Bought flowers on the corner of Colfax and Lipan I wish I glittered when I walked My body's workin' great Like I was eight Saw your neighbor's watching Footlose Saw him in the Catskills, wearing his new boots Saw your neighbor's watching Footloose Saw him in the Catskills, hunting his new mood
They're always walking on their hands Loudest drunks, the fastest friends They're always tugging on their dicks Saying always what they're meaning Well, What's a cowboy to do, When he's run out of Hamms and lost a can of chew Walk down to the corner store and ask them, "Have you seen my dog or any of my friends... please?" Our friends are tossin back, A case of beer and smoking crack Writing haikus and watching Fox News The case is gone, you're throwing up dinner in the lawn I ask you to leave, but you eat paint chips and skin your knees What's a cowboy to do, When he's got some shit on his boots Sippin on whiskey and howling at the moon Wondering if I'm gonna leave and how soon. I wanna live like Barney Rubble A wife, a kid and a dinosaur Missouri has cheap speed Missouri has barbecue and speed
Slobber 02:34
I pick my scabs You found some guy to fuck in the back I ask you why You said he had dope coconuts I never loved you While crushing cans You used to slobber on my sleeves On weekday benders You used to fuck me in disbelief You used to paint some pictures Of who you said you'd rather be Now I paint pictures, Of who i said I thought I'd be I never loved you
Corner my yams and meats Thought I'd die laying at your feet Found god laying underneath Your car, your hands, your feet Your car, your hands, your sheets I can't find The beef I can't find the beef Corner my dinners please My house smells like weed and feet Found god laying underneath Your car, your hands, your feet Your car, your hands, my sheets I can't find The beef I can't find the beef I can't find the beef
Pat Smell 05:10
I choked a man who swung and hit me in the eye I dropped my gun, I swore he had a knife Hop's just as fucked up, you try to read me my signs I scream at all of you, I know that someone could die I know that someone could die I slept outside Picking ticks from my burnt lips and crying Only dogs sleep outside I swore I was too drunk to wake up and cry Dozens of hours the cops wouldn't leave the site I choke back my dinner - a burger and fries I scream at all of you, someone speak to me right


released June 11, 2018

For Elizabeth Burns Popoff

Love you forever and always


all rights reserved



Tall Boys Kansas City, Missouri

Two tall boys from Kansas City Missouri who play loud, fuzzy emotional jammers about gettin hit, taking shit and trying to stay radiant dudes through it.

contact / help

Contact Tall Boys

Streaming and
Download help

Report this album or account

If you like Tall Boys, you may also like: