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What's a cowboy to do? (ft. Christian May)

from evading problems by Tall Boys

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They're always walking on their hands
Loudest drunks, the fastest friends
They're always tugging on their dicks
Saying always what they're meaning

Well, What's a cowboy to do,
When he's run out of Hamms and lost a can of chew
Walk down to the corner store and ask them,
"Have you seen my dog or any of my friends... please?"

Our friends are tossin back,
A case of beer and smoking crack
Writing haikus and watching Fox News
The case is gone, you're throwing up dinner in the lawn
I ask you to leave, but you eat paint chips and skin your knees

What's a cowboy to do,
When he's got some shit on his boots
Sippin on whiskey and howling at the moon
Wondering if I'm gonna leave and how soon.

I wanna live like Barney Rubble
A wife, a kid and a dinosaur

Missouri has cheap speed
Missouri has barbecue and speed


from evading problems, released June 11, 2018


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